MARQUIS OF MARMALADE DECLARES WAR IN ITALY

I am told this war is waged every year at this time. 

Perhaps this sort of war might not a-peel to some of you readers.

What did the little chicken say when he saw an orange egg in the nest?

Answer: Look at the orange Marma-laid.

Right, very old joke. Sorry about that.

SOUTH BY SOUTH SOUTH, TEXAS

If you make the pilgrimage, you will be well rewarded.

COMPILATION OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS-- JUST FUN

This has been around for a while, but it is worth watching:

I love the kid eating the onion. He cannot stop.

FOR YOU WHO LIKE FINE WINES

Here is an ancient wine in Korea that should make you want  to immigrate to Korea right now:

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CUT THE CHEESE?

IT TAKES TALENT AND AN ITALIAN ACCENT:

THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SHOW

If you ever go to such a restaurant, and if you want to sponsor someone, don't call me.

HA HA, you thought I would ask to go along. I would rather eat chess pie at the Dahlia Restaurant in Liberty Hill, Texas any day.

So, here is dessert the weird way:

THEME SONG OF TEXAS LAND AND CATTLE STEAK HOUSE

Keep yo fork in hand in case the thang tries ta het out for the brushy woods nearby.

STEVE MC GRANAHAN'S GARDENING TIPS

This exotic plant is one anyone would love to have in their garden. Steve shows the very unusual technique for growing the plant.

SELLING CAN BE MADE FUN

This Auzzie is a hoot, and the peeler seems like a real bargain after watching his tricks.

Enjoy



If this seems like the impossible for the ordinary person, think again. I had a friend in college who was a bit on the short side. He dressed in very plain but clean clothes. He was a bit soft spoken also. He had no chance being a salesman, right?

This guy put himself through Wheaton College selling pin cushion and needle threaders door to door on the week ends. People almost always asked why he was doing that, and he simply told them the truth, "I am working my way through college this way." On some weekends he sold packages of toilet paper. He reckoned that most homes were a bit low on the product, and that is only to a panic situation to not having milk or bread on hand. People bought the toilet paper, he and the customer had a good laugh, and he paid his tuition at Wheaton.

This may be the first time his secret has been told. So, never assume you cannot make a few bucks doing something, even selling. Just find something simple that people need, or that they THINK they need.

THIS WILL MAKE YOU WEEP WITH SORROW

I will not tell you what is coming.
It will bless you more that way:

WELL, I DID WHAT SHE ASKED ME TO

Sometimes we husbands just are not appreciated when we help around the kitchen.

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