THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SHOW

If you ever go to such a restaurant, and if you want to sponsor someone, don't call me.

HA HA, you thought I would ask to go along. I would rather eat chess pie at the Dahlia Restaurant in Liberty Hill, Texas any day.

So, here is dessert the weird way:

THEME SONG OF TEXAS LAND AND CATTLE STEAK HOUSE

Keep yo fork in hand in case the thang tries ta het out for the brushy woods nearby.