PHONE ANSWERING MACHINE IN AUSTRALIA

This is priceless.

STARTING UP A TUG BOAT

Call your boy to the computer, and let him watch this magnificent procedure.

If you are home schooling, assign your youngster to write a research report on tugboats.

Also, if you live within reasonable distance of a port, call a tugboat company and arrange a field trip, especially if you can arrive when they start the tug up.

WORST RAILWAY TRACKS IN THE WORLD

I thought the tracks going through Kalamazoo, Michigan were bad, but these scenes are a virtual panic:

And, while we are at it, take a look at some very strange automobile conversions for rail use:

LIVING FREE AND..... IN TEXAS

Randall is OK with me. He pays his way, and he makes a lot of people feel good about Texas

PRICELESS-- SCAM THE SCAMMER

This is worth watching the whole thing.

DIY scam the scammer in email. DO NOT use you regular email account. Open some temporary email account, and wait for spam to start the trick.

The Cop & The Scammer - REAL Phone Conversation!

THE IRISH HAVE LANDED ON THE MOON

No, it is true. Would I lie to you?

Don't answer that yet please.

HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH SPAM

This looks like great fun. And, it does something of a service to humanity. I have often thought that if I engage a criminal online who is spamming to sucker in gullible older adults, I am keeping a thug involved with me and not doing his dirt.

CAUTION: Do get a special email address for this purpose so you can dump it when it gets to be too much.

Try the same thing with telemarketers. It is great fun to see how long you can keep them in suspense thinking you are still a potential sucker.

Now, how to torment a telemarketer:

The key to toying with a telemarketer is that he is told that as long as you say "Yes" to questions he is to keep trying to move forward with the scam. He is also told that he is to abandon you after you say "No" the third time. I have used the "No" by saying "No, No, No," and they hang up at once.

So, see how long you can keep them trying by saying, "Yes."



Here is how to leave a telemarketer in suspense:

So, you gotta Jewish friend already. Put da guy to work for you:

Look, I know I don't post often to this blog. I have 14 blogs, and this one gets second most attention. So, try not to complain too much, OK?

THE VOLVO ENGINEER HAS NERVE

ENJOY

SO, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM A WATER BED?

This is classic German humor and tricks. They are not quite as cautious as the rest of us. So, we all can have a good laugh.

TECHNOLOGY FAIL- PRICELESS

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