This politically correct rubbish is destroying a lot of fun. The following cartoon could not possibly be taken seriously, as if it is the definitive story telling us what life in Africa is like. I love the native Catholic priest. The White Queen is taken from stories claiming that in the Congo there was a tribe with a White queen they kidnapped at the coast and took to their Josh House to rule over them. If you believe that, I have a nice bridge in Brooklyn I want to sell you.
When I lived in Africa long ago, and when the natives said, "We would like to have you over for dinner," we did not go. There was a Catholic priest who was a missionary to the Congo. The natives grabbed him one day and threw him into a big pot and lit a fire under the pot. The Congolese meat inspector came along, took one look and the priest, and he said, "You cannot boil him, he is a Friar." This humor makes you want to throw up your arms in disgust, right?
The map shows Nippur in about 1500 BC when it was in decline. The reason Google will not show you this map is because they have an agreement with the Sumerian Government to conceal the fact that Nippur is rapidly becoming a ghost town. You will notice the two lane boulevard with no residences or stores on it. It is suggested that the city of Detroit may also be paying Google to hide the fate of Nippur so that this troubling situation will not be seen as a trend. After all, if a large famous city turns into a ghost town every 3500 years, who knows where this trend could lead?
Once again, you learned the truth here. The facts we uncover are very hard to find, and you need to keep checking to see what we find next. We are now looking into the fate of flatulanium gassium, the burping worm from the Neoprene Era. We hope to post our results after our correspondent, Sherman, recovers from his journey back in time in the company of Mr. Peabody and his Wayback Machine.
