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Monday, January 25, 2016

WEDDING BELLS? NOT IN NEW ZEALAND..... ROOOOAAAAAR

So, what is the "wedding party" consist of? 

Answer: A bunch of friends of the bride and groom who are all about testosterone and sacred rage.



And then............ the bride even gets in the mood.






Saturday, January 9, 2016

HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH SPAM

This looks like great fun. And, it does something of a service to humanity. I have often thought that if I engage a criminal online who is spamming to sucker in gullible older adults, I am keeping a thug involved with me and not doing his dirt.

CAUTION: Do get a special email address for this purpose so you can dump it when it gets to be too much.



Try the same thing with telemarketers. It is great fun to see how long you can keep them in suspense thinking you are still a potential sucker.

Now, how to torment a telemarketer:



The key to toying with a telemarketer is that he is told that as long as you say "Yes" to questions he is to keep trying to move forward with the scam. He is also told that he is to abandon you after you say "No" the third time. I have used the "No" by saying "No, No, No," and they hang up at once.

So, see how long you can keep them trying by saying, "Yes."



Here is how to leave a telemarketer in suspense:




So, you gotta Jewish friend already. Put da guy to work for you:



Look, I know I don't post often to this blog. I have 14 blogs, and this one gets second most attention. So, try not to complain too much, OK?



Monday, December 21, 2015

COMPILATION OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS-- JUST FUN

This has been around for a while, but it is worth watching:

I love the kid eating the onion. He cannot stop.




Saturday, November 28, 2015

HAVE A PEPSI, ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HEINIEKEN

What a hoot. Some clever Dutchman or German was slipping the booze to Mecca, and they got caught.

Now, will Saudi Arabia extradite the European and whack his head off.

SEE THE VIDEO



They got the wrong brand





Monday, October 12, 2015

SILLY WALKS BRITANNIA- LONDON TO CANBERRA TO PAKISTAN

THE THRILLING SILLY WALKS OF JOHN HOWARD, FORMER PM OF AUSTRALIA





SILLY WALKS IN PAKISTAN AND INDIA






FOR THE RECORD, THERE IS A MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS.





WHY DON'T WE AMERICANS AND MEXICANS HAVE A CEREMONY LIKE THIS?

I AM JEALOUS. 

WE HAVE SOME VERY TALENTED SILLY SOLDIERS WHO COULD HANDLE THIS.




Wednesday, August 5, 2015

NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE DEPRIVED.....

These African kids in Kenya have made their own fun. 

How much of our fun in the USA is home made, DIY? 

Hmmmmmmmmm