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Friday, October 24, 2014

PUTTING THE RUSH ON THE NATIVES


This is priceless. What zeal this lady has. She will use any entrance into the poor guy's life.

SEE THE VIDEO


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ANOTHER CHIMNEY STORY YOU WILL LIKE




Thursday, September 18, 2014

Saturday, September 6, 2014

DO YOU LOVE BAD NEWS? THIS IS JUST FOR YOU


Noel Coward, an English singer from long ago, announces the good news for you.

"There Bad Times Just Around the Corner"







Saturday, August 16, 2014

THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SHOW


If you ever go to such a restaurant, and if you want to sponsor someone, don't call me.

HA HA, you thought I would ask to go along. I would rather eat chess pie at the Dahlia Restaurant in Liberty Hill, Texas any day.

So, here is dessert the weird way:

Sunday, July 27, 2014

THEME SONG OF TEXAS LAND AND CATTLE STEAK HOUSE









Keep yo fork in hand in case the thang tries ta het out for the brushy woods nearby.



NYPD TAKE DOWN SPIDER MAN


This cool dude thought he was too tough for the cops in New York. 

Surprise, surprise, baby-- Go to jail and see if you can climb the walls.