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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BOARD

This is British humor at its best...............










Sunday, November 6, 2016

SHE KNOWS NOW

You simply must watch this. It is touching, romantic, and it will make you smile with the girl.






Sunday, October 30, 2016

I LIKE YOU TOO

It is startling how traditional enemies become friends when one saves the other from disaster..... like this little fox kit:









Wednesday, October 26, 2016

STARTING UP A TUG BOAT

Call your boy to the computer, and let him watch this magnificent procedure.

If you are home schooling, assign your youngster to write a research report on tugboats.

Also, if you live within reasonable distance of a port, call a tugboat company and arrange a field trip, especially if you can arrive when they start the tug up.








Monday, October 24, 2016

SMARTEST MAN IN AMERICA

AIR FORCE ONE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE FIVE PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES.


THE FIRST PASSENGER, OPRAH WINFREY, SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN IN SHOW BUSINESS, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PARACHUTE AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MC CAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PARACHUTE NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE." THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT JUMPED WITH MY SCHOOLBAG ."





Saturday, October 1, 2016

LEX PRIN STRIKES AGAIN

This is Lexington, Kentucky Principal Gerry Brooks spreading humor in the world of education.

This guy is the Art Buchwald of YouTube. He is so funny because he sounds so sincere as he lampoons life in the public school. I have done a lot of substitute teaching in my time, and this stuff is priceless.

Recent clip:





This is my favorite:



GERRY BROOKS' YOUTUBE SITE FOR MORE FUN

How about forwarding this blog post to your favorite teacher?

Finally, have you volunteered for Kindergarten lunch room duty lately? You are really missing out on a great experience.