tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42196638100933444512024-03-12T21:19:08.686-07:00BALED HAY<big><big><big><i><b>BALED HAY</b></i></big></big></big>
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Satire and yarns from past eras for people who are tired of the dull, raunchy, mouthy humor of today.<br> Editor: Steve Van NattanSteve Van Nattanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06437796133874484021noreply@blogger.comBlogger123125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219663810093344451.post-31851116079865409782018-10-22T11:46:00.000-07:002018-10-22T11:46:06.962-07:00BRITISH HUMOR AT ITS BEST<span style="font-size: large;"><b>This one is priceless.</b></span><br />
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<br />Steve Van Nattanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06437796133874484021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219663810093344451.post-58948165393756058362018-01-19T18:44:00.000-08:002018-01-19T18:44:31.761-08:00GREAT SPEECH ON LEADERSHIP<br />
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<br />Steve Van Nattanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06437796133874484021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219663810093344451.post-47242303903297679632017-10-21T10:48:00.000-07:002017-10-21T10:48:15.922-07:00I HEARD IT ON THE GRAPEVINE..... IT MUST BE TRUE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'<br /><br />He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.<br /><br />The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.<br /><br />"You talk?" he asks.<br /><br />"Yep" the Lab replies.<br /><br />After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"<br /><br />The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."<br /><br />The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.<br /><br />"Ten dollars" the guy says.<br /><br />"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"<br /><br />"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."</b></span><div>
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Steve Van Nattanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06437796133874484021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219663810093344451.post-83235803718859713322017-08-21T19:43:00.000-07:002017-08-21T19:43:00.081-07:00PHOTO OF A TOTAL ECLIPSE- VERY RARE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Steve Van Nattanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06437796133874484021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219663810093344451.post-15472918412169243082017-08-15T08:13:00.000-07:002017-08-15T08:22:45.570-07:00MY LAMENT..... LOUSY EXCUSE FOR A SOLAR ECLIPSE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>I am outraged (word borrowed from mad Democrats) that the coming solar eclipse has been sent over Kansas. I got on Vox, a web site dedicated to the defense of every dumb Liberal in Washington DC, and they have this cool animated graphic of the eclipse as I will see it in my Zip Code area. </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>I got cheated to say the least. All I get is PacMan. Vox then told me I could drive 616 miles northeast, and I would get to see a full eclipse and watch the cows in Kansas go to sleep. This full eclipse in the USA only comes around once every 99 years. The last total eclipse was in June of 1918. So, this is my only shot at it. I think I will cancel my life insurance. What is it good for if a person cannot get in on a full eclipse.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Actually, there was an eclipse back in 1977-79 in Washington DC when the Democrats controlled the House, the Senate, and the White House, and the US Constitution went into total eclipse. Obama enjoyed this same blessing in 2009-11 during which the Constitution was declared null and void.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>We had an eclipse in the High Desert of California when I still lived there learning Liberal tolerance and good will. A horse had wandered onto the right of way of the Union Pacific Railroad, and when the eclipse came over, the horse went sound asleep. A train came along, turned the horse into compost, and scattered his remains all over the tracks. All that was left of him was a hairy tale.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>A solar eclipse consists of the moon passing between the earth and the sun. This is a lot like when a deer jumps between you and on oncoming car at night and blacks out the head lights which the guy has on high beam. The relief is very brief, and the deer never knows what chaos it created.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jules Janssen, a distant relative of mine in The Netherlands, was staring at a full eclipse in 1868 while visiting France. To his amazement, he could see a cloud around the sun, and he realized that there was a new element of truth to be seen. The new element he called helium. No one had been smart enough to peek at that cloud until Jules came along. We Dutchmen are now peeking at eclipses regularly to see if we can find shelium. It seems politically incorrect for men to have helium, while women must go without their own personal gas. (Rich puns suggest themselves here gentlemen.)</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Actually, a recent discovery was made indicating that shelium is present on earth after all. It seems to be found only from three sources..... Mexican pinto beans, Nancy Pelosi, and Maxine Waters.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>My neighbor, blind Tom, asked me to warn you people not to stare at the eclipse. He did so long ago, and he fried his macular. The world needs more macular in men. Well, it could have been worse. Tom could have masticating and fried his glottis. Please do not let children read this stuff. I might warp them morally.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Even though the moon will cover the sun in St. Louis, something called the penumbra or the penultimate will still manage to slip around the moon and burn your eyes out. If you want to stare at the eclipse, go downtown to some welding shop, and borrow the hood the welder uses to look at his work in the hood.<br /></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>You can also hold a Liberal Democrat's head between you and the sun. It will be dense enough to reduce the deadly rays of the sun.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>So, have fun with science and astronomy as you enjoy the eclipse. Beware of sleeping horses standing in the road. And, do not inhale any helium (PC for that is personium). Helium, when inhaled, gives you a soprano voice, makes you grow breasts, and you have to use the ladies' restroom for life.</b></span><br />
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pepper, mustard and vinegar<br /><br /><b>Q.</b> How is dew formed<br /><b>A</b>.. The
sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What
guarantees may a mortgage company insist on<br /><b>A</b>.. If you are buying a
house they will insist that you are well endowed<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. In a
democratic society, how important are elections<br /><b>A</b>.. Very important.
Sex can only happen when a male gets an election<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What are
steroids<br /><b>A.</b> Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot
yourself now, there is little hope)<br /><br /><b>Q</b>... What happens to
your body as you age<br /><b>A</b>.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you
get intercontinental<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes<br /><b>A..</b> Premature death <br /><br /><b>Q</b>. How can you delay milk turning sour<br /><b>A</b>.. Keep it
in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. How are the main 20 parts
of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)<br /><b>A, </b>The body is consisted
into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and
the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U
(what!)<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What is the fibula?<br /><b>A</b>.. A small
lie<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What does 'varicose' mean?<br /><b>A</b>..
Nearby<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What is the most common form of birth
control<br /><b>A</b>.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a
condominium. (That would work)<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. Give the meaning of the term
'Caesarean section'<br /><b>A</b>.. The caesarean section is a district in
Rome<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What is a seizure?<br /><b>A</b>.. A Roman Emperor.
<br />(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What is a
terminal illness<br /><b>A.</b> When you are sick at the airport.
(Irrefutable)<br /><br /><b>Q</b>. What does the word 'benign' mean?<br /><b>A</b>..
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turbine?<br /><b>A</b>.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a
Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Do have a splendid and prosperous New Year, my dear reader.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>AIR FORCE ONE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE FIVE PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES.<br /><br /> <br />THE FIRST PASSENGER, OPRAH WINFREY, SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN IN SHOW BUSINESS, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PARACHUTE AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE. <br /> <br />THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MC CAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND JUMPED. <br /> <br />THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PARACHUTE NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT. <br /> <br />THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE." THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT JUMPED WITH MY SCHOOLBAG ."</b></span><div>
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