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Friday, February 26, 2016

DONALD TRUMP AT 0% IN FARM POLL

This is terrifying to say the least. The Donald is in deep trouble in Kansas.





Thursday, February 18, 2016

PROJECT FOR MUSIC TEACHERS

Give this photo to your students, and tell them to play it.


Painters on the Brooklyn Bridge



Monday, February 15, 2016

ONLY IN TAJIKISTAN-- THE TUNNEL OF TERROR

This is a great idea for your next vacation.



This is a case where leading the pack is very dangerous, especially if you are a tourist.

Friday, February 12, 2016

STOP...................... YOU HEARD ME...................... STOP

Do you even have half a life?




James 4:13 Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain:
14 Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.
15 For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that.
16 But now ye rejoice in your boastings: all such rejoicing is evil.
17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.



Monday, January 25, 2016

WEDDING BELLS? NOT IN NEW ZEALAND..... ROOOOAAAAAR

So, what is the "wedding party" consist of? 

Answer: A bunch of friends of the bride and groom who are all about testosterone and sacred rage.



And then............ the bride even gets in the mood.






Saturday, January 9, 2016

HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH SPAM

This looks like great fun. And, it does something of a service to humanity. I have often thought that if I engage a criminal online who is spamming to sucker in gullible older adults, I am keeping a thug involved with me and not doing his dirt.

CAUTION: Do get a special email address for this purpose so you can dump it when it gets to be too much.



Try the same thing with telemarketers. It is great fun to see how long you can keep them in suspense thinking you are still a potential sucker.

Now, how to torment a telemarketer:



The key to toying with a telemarketer is that he is told that as long as you say "Yes" to questions he is to keep trying to move forward with the scam. He is also told that he is to abandon you after you say "No" the third time. I have used the "No" by saying "No, No, No," and they hang up at once.

So, see how long you can keep them trying by saying, "Yes."



Here is how to leave a telemarketer in suspense:




So, you gotta Jewish friend already. Put da guy to work for you:



Look, I know I don't post often to this blog. I have 14 blogs, and this one gets second most attention. So, try not to complain too much, OK?