THE FIRST PASSENGER, OPRAH WINFREY, SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN IN SHOW BUSINESS, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PARACHUTE AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.
THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MC CAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND JUMPED.
THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PARACHUTE NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE." THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT JUMPED WITH MY SCHOOLBAG ."
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