HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH SPAM

This looks like great fun. And, it does something of a service to humanity. I have often thought that if I engage a criminal online who is spamming to sucker in gullible older adults, I am keeping a thug involved with me and not doing his dirt.

CAUTION: Do get a special email address for this purpose so you can dump it when it gets to be too much.

Try the same thing with telemarketers. It is great fun to see how long you can keep them in suspense thinking you are still a potential sucker.

Now, how to torment a telemarketer:

The key to toying with a telemarketer is that he is told that as long as you say "Yes" to questions he is to keep trying to move forward with the scam. He is also told that he is to abandon you after you say "No" the third time. I have used the "No" by saying "No, No, No," and they hang up at once.

So, see how long you can keep them trying by saying, "Yes."



Here is how to leave a telemarketer in suspense:

So, you gotta Jewish friend already. Put da guy to work for you:

Look, I know I don't post often to this blog. I have 14 blogs, and this one gets second most attention. So, try not to complain too much, OK?

SO, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM A WATER BED?

This is classic German humor and tricks. They are not quite as cautious as the rest of us. So, we all can have a good laugh.

MUSICAL START TO THE NEW YEAR- 2014

I thought it only fitting to start the New Year by raising the level of artistic forms in music. Modern music lacks the art content and articulation common to music long ago. 

At age 70 I long for the music of my earlier years, so here I give you a tune commonly played on classical music radio station KFWB in Los Angeles in 1959.

MUSICAL ART FORMS FROM LONG AGO

I truly regret messing with your mind like that. 

Here is a serious song about nature and the creatures that populate our earth and make our hearts sing:

MUSICAL OFFERING
ON A MORE PROFOUND NOTE

Well, that did not work out either. I shall thus go clear away from our own nation with its profane music and give you a sampling of something from the Congo in Africa:

POIGNANT MUSIC FROM THE DEEP JUNGLES

Get out of here, all of you. 

You people just expect too much from the past anyway.

:-)

BUBBA MURPHY FROM GEORGIA MADE DRUDGE WITH HIS TRICK

This hick from Georgia deserves a good round of applause for his Christmas display.

FUN WITH A BEARD

Nothing I can say will add to this................





MORE BEN GARVIN IS YOU CAN HANDLE IT

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

There really is something to that.



So, why should these Buddhists have all the fun. Can a Bible believer bring the world a merry heart moment?

Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Ecclesiastes 9:7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.

Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.

PRICELESS PRANK

OPEN A CAR DOOR WITH A POTATOE

This is a survival trick we all need to watch:

MAN IN WHEEL CHAIR GETS AN ASSIST

When the officer asks you why you ran over the...........
never mind, just watch.