MARQUIS OF MARMALADE DECLARES WAR IN ITALY

I am told this war is waged every year at this time. 

Perhaps this sort of war might not a-peel to some of you readers.

What did the little chicken say when he saw an orange egg in the nest?

Answer: Look at the orange Marma-laid.

Right, very old joke. Sorry about that.

WALKING THAT COUNTRY MILE

It may be Slim Dusty in the Outback, or it may be Bufford down on Tellico Plain in Tennessee, but those who walk that country mile learn a lot more about life than those who insist on riding in the Ford.

FIGURE EIGHT RACE WITH CAMP TRAILERS AND BOATS

This could only happen in Michigan.

But, the real action is in California
Wait for the yellow flag to turn green. Click down the title boxed in the middle of the screen

Another reason to Home School your kids

HAPPY 100TH DAY OF SCHOOL

Don't bug the Purncipal.

AMERICAN MARKETING STRIKES AGAIN

This is priceless. We all wish the truth came out in the light of day like this..........

Never pass up a dose of British humor when it is available. And, I have a healthy dose just for you as a New Years present:

Do have a splendid and prosperous New Year, my dear reader.


Best wishes,

Steve Van Nattan
Texas

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BOARD

This is British humor at its best...............