FUN WITH A BEARD

Nothing I can say will add to this................





MORE BEN GARVIN IS YOU CAN HANDLE IT

TERRORIST ATTACK IN TOKYO-- A ROYAL FLUSH

READ AND BUY A TICKET TO TOKYO

Have a flushing good time.







The Japanese really make potty time a special event.

IT MUST BE TRUE.... I READ IT IN THE NEWSPAPER

Bungled Newspaper Statements

Fireworks show to be aired on radio. 

Dogs and Cats on Menu at Shelter Adoption Luau.  

The dead man was described as white, aged between 30 or 40, with an Irish accent.  

He was advised to force fluids through his interpreter  

He killed the man with his bear hands.  

Susan Wadsworth requested that she be cremated before her death.  

Defendant was charged with carless driving.  

She drives a turk for a construction company.  

Senators are chosen as committee chairmen on the basis of senility.  

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.  

The patient walks six blocks now. The doctor told him it may take a year to come back.  

I wish to thank all who so kindly assisted in my husband's death.  

On Thanksgiving morning we could smell the foul cooking.  

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.  

Family Catches Fire Just in Time, Chief Says 

Mangled Newspaper Headlines

Astronauts Practice Landing on Laptops  

Preventive Health Service For Women Being Cut In Half  

Two Cars Collide One Sent To Hospital  

Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables  

Man Killed Over Phone  

FBI Agent Shoots Man With Knife  

Town To Drop School Bus When Overpass Is Ready  

Woman Fatally Mauled Assigned Indoor Job  

Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accident 

THE BEST STORIES ARE FROM DOWN HOME

Wendy Bagwell



Ray Stevens and the Rattlesnake Revival



In case you think Ray Stevens was making this up......

One more from Jerry Clower.....
Bigger in Texas

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

There really is something to that.



So, why should these Buddhists have all the fun. Can a Bible believer bring the world a merry heart moment?

Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Ecclesiastes 9:7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.

Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.

FLASH-- THE CITY GOOGLE WILL NOT SHOW YOU

This the map of the city of Nippur in Sumer.

The map shows Nippur in about 1500 BC when it was in decline. The reason Google will not show you this map is because they have an agreement with the Sumerian Government to conceal the fact that Nippur is rapidly becoming a ghost town. You will notice the two lane boulevard with no residences or stores on it.

It is suggested that the city of Detroit may also be paying Google to hide the fate of Nippur so that this troubling situation will not be seen as a trend. After all, if a large famous city turns into a ghost town every 3500 years, who knows where this trend could lead?

Once again, you learned the truth here. 

The facts we uncover are very hard to find, and you need to keep checking to see what we find next. We are now looking into the fate of flatulanium gassium, the burping worm from the Neoprene Era. We hope to post our results after our correspondent, Sherman, recovers from his journey back in time in the company of Mr. Peabody and his Wayback Machine.

BLAME IS ON BUSH

This is getting to be more comic relief lately.

Never in my life has a President tried to blame every detail of his failures on the former President for so long. Obama seems to be totally oblivious to the image he is cutting with America AND the history books.